Yesterday afternoon I walked outside of my house to run some errands. As I stepped out, I noticed that on the sidewalk in front of my house there were several clumps of, um, animal droppings. These were not just in a pile. No, they were strategically placed- one clump in each block of sidewalk... there were 5 clumps and 5 sidewalk blocks. I was very irritated, because who in the world lets their dog do that and not clean up after it? But then I got to thinking- what dog can strategically go in 5 separate clumps?
I continued being irritated and puzzled. Somebody was playing a nasty (pun intended) joke on me... right?
Well, today I went out to remove those clumps (yes, I let them sit there all evening and over night). What did I find?
A DIAPER!
(No, sadly, this is NOT a joke. It really did happen to me.)
Hmmm... This is totally weird. I mean. WHO DID THIS?!
ReplyDeleteWeirdo McWeirdson. That's who. Probably.