Not Me! Monday

You know, I was thinking... in 1 Corinthians 13, it says that love keeps no record of wrongs done. If I truly loved myself, would I really be doing my "Not Me!Mondays?" Yeah... because when you love yourself, you learn to laugh at yourself. Right?

Well let's see if I can dig deep into the archives of my not me's...

* I did not drive all the way to Virgil this morning to pick up some freecycle things... 2 of which I will not be able to use. Virgil is about a half hour away... and it feels even longer. Why would I be so crazy as to drive all the way out there?

* I did not get a shopping cart closed in the thrift store door, and therefore, it did not fall over on top of me and bruise my leg and foot. I am not that careless... especially after having my whole bottom bruised last week from falling down the stairs. (Don't people have automatic doors anymore!?!)

* I did not throw cinnamon bread out from 2 yrs ago. I do not want to say much more.

* I was not too lazy to shake the "chunks" out of the laundry (a-hem... the throw up laundry), and therefore had to wash the load twice.

* I did not skim through the last chapters of my foster care book... but if I had, then I would've had a good reason, such as they were common knowledge and quite boring.

* When I started my adoption book, I did not skim that one as well... and if I had, I wouldn't have been overly critical- thinking that people wrote the book for idiots.

* I did not have rewash dishes that my husband had already washed... if I had, it wouldn't have been because I left the rag out that I cleaned the throw up with... and he used it for dishes... eeew!

I'm drawing a blank as for the rest of the things I have not done this week. I'm so tired... maybe that's why... Hope you enjoyed these!