"Not Me! Monday"

I love this! My sister, Jessica, got me to check out MckMama's blog, and she does "Not Me!Mondays." Well, Jessica just started doing it too... hers are not as bad as what I'm afraid mine might be. But it's all a part of being human, right? Nobody is as perfect as we'd like to seem. And sometimes online, we seem like we have it all together... when really, do we? I don't.
So let's look back on the past week... and I'll confess my "not me!" moments.

1. I would never, and did not edit my husbands emails that he was writing. And it didn't even get to the point where he got up, I sat down, and rewrote his emails. That'd be way too OCD of me.

2. I didn't let my niece watch Dora, play on computer, and eat a cookie all in one day. Ha ha ha... sadly, if you've read my previous blogs... you're aware of that truth.

3. I did not go to sleep at 10pm last night and wake up at 9am this morning. That would be so lazy of me... especially if I had napped pretty much the entire day yesterday... so no, I did not do that either.

4. When we had friends over on Friday evening, I did not shove stuff in bedrooms and close the doors so people could not see them. Again, that would've been lazy of me.

5. I did not sort of purposely step on the cat because she was about to eat up a pill I had dropped. And after that, my husband did not tell me that when we get kids in this home, I'll need to lock up all my medicine. Hmph.

6. I did not cut coupons that are mostly expired... and that have been sitting in pile for me to cut since Thanksgiving.

7. I did not fall asleep during WALL-E. My husband was so excited to watch it, so why would I ever do something so rude!?!

Okay... that makes me feel great. So... now that you know all about my failures, or at least most of them for this week... I will be ending this post.