My Pets

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.

(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy,
walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less

(2) don't ask for money all the time

(3) are easier to train

(4) normally come when called

(5) never ask to drive the car

(6) don't smoke or drink

(7) don't want to wear your clothes

(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions

(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college

(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...

*I got this in an email from my dad... I thought it was pretty funny so I wanted to save it and share it. Of course, Jeff and I love our cats to pieces. And of course, we still want to adopt and love a child to pieces too. :) Just a little humor for pet lovers, I suppose.